New Thunderbolts

This is the kind of comic so wonderful that it inspires me to write bad poetry. (Though strangely, bad comics don't inspire me to write good poetry)

Once there was a comic about a man with a scheme
To pretend that villains were heroes when they were really awful mean
Turns out some members liked being good, liked the perks and all the free food
They foiled the scheme and the earth vowed to defend, but like all good things it came to an end.

Now they're back and they're a joy to behold
Abe, Eric and Melissa, and Blizzard who is cold
Speed Demon runs around very fast, Joystick is a flirt
Photon is a little crazy and Radioactive Man wears a skirt

There are mysteries and secrets, who could the Swordsman be?
A man with some father issues, I think it's plain to see.
Will Abe once more make Melissa's heart flutter?
Will Blizzard cure his nervous stutter?
And now Zemo's back, who knows what's to come?
Not me, i'm afraid, but I know it'll be fun!