Monday Challenge - Whose Chest Is Larger?
Red Monica
or
The Slug?
or
The Slug?
posted by Brian Cronin at 3:56 PM
Monday, October 03, 2005
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3 Comments:
The problem here is that Red Monika has a very well-defined chestr, while the slug is rather amorphous. There's no telling in that suit (pity the tailor who found that man's inseam) where the Slug's chest ends and his hideously enormous belly begins. That being the case, I think it goes to Red Monika and her array of back problems by default.
Did you know that over 37 Sherpas are lost in the Slug's man cleavage every year?
Back problems vs. a slew of dead Sherpas? The man on the forklift wins it, methinks.
It has to go to Red Monika.
While Slug might TECHNICALLY be bigger, when you go with the body type they are, his really aren't all that big in comparison to the rest of him.
Monika, on the other hand, has a monsterously large chest area. Her body type was definately not made for busoms like those, yet there they are.
So, the winners spot goes to Red Monika. Besides, she'll need the prize money for her eventual back surgery. ;)
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