Monday Challenge - Aquaman vs. Namor
We've seen how it played out in DC vs. Marvel, but obviously THAT's not all that accurate (unless anyone thinks Wolverine could actually beat up Lobo), so let me pose it you folks now - Aquaman vs. Namor in an all out brawl- who wins?
posted by Brian Cronin at 10:31 PM
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In a beard growing contest, Arthur. Otherwise, Namor.
Namor is more cunning, ruthless, and driven.
Aquaman is more sullen, moody, and emotional-
Namor--fins down...
Aquaman uses his telepathic skills to call some octopuses and tells them to atack Namor. The octopuses show up and say, "Dude, that's the Sub-Mariner over there!"
Meanwhile, Namor pulls the Horn of Judgment out of his speedo. One quick toot later, Titano appears, stomps on Aquaman. Game over.
Man, his speedo sure WAS roomy, wasn't it?
This is a no brainer.
Aquaman can fight acquatic themed crime, and psychically manipulate fish... When he remembers, otherwise they just eat his limbs and appendages.
Sub-Mariner is FAR stronger than a whale (the theme tune says so!), and can fly, and is the original loner bad ass, and all shades of cool.
He'd bite Aquaman's good hand off, and then use it to slap the silly bastard around.
Aquaman has the waterbearer hand. One of the powers of the waterbearer hand is the ability to dehydrate people. therefore, that means aquaman can kill namor with one freaking hit. and top of that, aquaman is capable of summoning every sea life, ranging from a tuna to a freaking kraken. he's uber strong (managed to pick up a city the size of san francisco), and he can shape his hand into any shape he desires. hell, he can even detach his hand and control it. the only way namor can win is if he someone manages to defeat aquaman before aquaman can even land a hit, which is quite impossible considering the fact that aquaman is also faster. hell, the only thing namor has that aquaman DOESN'T is the ability to fly, and knowing namor's sense of honor, i doubt namor's gonna try and fly away anytime soon.
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